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Moped Jesus vs Roaming Gnome |
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Written by editor
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Sunday, 13 April 2008 19:44 |
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***************** BREAKING NEWS ***************** We have reports of Moped Jesus being stalked by The Roaming Gnome, near Bath, Maine. Moped Jesus appears to be heading south (possibly on route 1). The Roamng Gnome was overheard in a small diner in Bath making threats against Moped Jesus. It seems the Gnome is jealous of MJ's enormous popularity and is afraid of losing endorsements. The Gnome could not be reached for comment and MJ was seen unharmed and heading out of town late Saturday evening, April 12th. Stay tuned for further developments in the brewing rivalry. - editor |
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Written by editor
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Friday, 11 April 2008 02:26 |
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MJ was reliably sighted today on US Route 1 near Fort Kent, Maine, headed south. Destination unknown. Be on the lookout and try to get a picture! - editor |
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Written by Administrator
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Thursday, 03 April 2008 20:37 |
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Be On The Lookout For Moped Jesus In A Neighborhood Near You! We are receiving reports of Moped Jesus being spotted at various places across the Northeast. If you see MJ, be sure to snap a picture and email it to us at mopedjesus at yahoo dot com so we can begin to track where he's been. This has been a public service announcement by: MOPEDJESUS.COM |
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